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Weather

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Present

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Status quo

The status quo sucks.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Santa

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Religion

Religion is just mind control.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Bible

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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