God could create the world in six days because he didn't have to make it compatible with the previous version.
To those of you who received honors, awards, and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
Democracy can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote
themselves money from the public treasure. From that moment on
the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most
money from the public treasury, with the result that a democracy
always collapses over loose fiscal policy followed by a dictatorship.
The average age of the world's great civilizations has been two hundred
years. These nations have progressed through the following sequence:
from bondage to spiritual faith, from spiritual faith to great courage,
no matter how good she looks, some guy, somewhere, is sick and tired of putting up with her crap
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Τρέχει ο μικρός Γιωργάκης στον δρόμο και πέφτει πάνω σε έναν:
- Καλά, δεν προσέχεις λίγο, παιδάκι μου; λέει ο άνθρωπος.
- Βιάζομαι, γιατί πήρα τους βαθμούς μου, και πάω σπίτι να με δείρει η μαμά μου!
- Καλά, και βιάζεσαι τόσο πολύ να φας ξύλο από την μαμά σου;
- Ναι, γιατί αν αργήσω θα γυρίσει και ο μπαμπάς μου!
My brain has 2 sides: left & right. Left has nothing right.....and right has nothing left...
Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But you can't have babies.
Stan: Don't you oppress me.
Reg: Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
Judith: Here! I've got an idea: Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb - which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans' - but that he can have the right to have babies.
Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother... sister, sorry.
Reg: What's the point?
Francis: What?
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.
An atom is walking down the street when he meets a friend of his, who is evidently distraught. "What's the matter...is everything OK?" the atom asks his friend. "Well, I think I might have lost an electron," responds the other atom. "Are you sure?" asks the first. "I'm positive!" replies his friend.
It breaks my heart 'cos I know you're the one for me
Don't you feel [?] they're never had a story obviously
To never be
You would never know
I would never show
What I feel what I need from you no
You would never know
I would never show
What I feel What I need from you
[?] every smiles come my reality irony
You won't find out what is being killing me
Can't you see me, can't you see
You would never know
I would never show
What I feel What I need from you no no
You would never know
I would never show
What I feel What I need from you
You would never know
[Marc Anthony]
Girl my body don't lie
I'm outta my mind
Let it rain over me
I'm rising so high
Out of my mind
So let it rain over me
Ay ay ay
Let it rain over me
Ay ay ay
Let it rain over me
[Pitbull]
Always a new million
Voli's the new vodka
Forty is the new 30
Baby you're a rockstar
Dale veterana, que tu sabe
Mas de la cuenta, no te hagas
Teach me or better yet,
Freak me baby, yes, yes
I'm freaky, i'mma make sure that your peach feels peachy baby
No bullshit rods, I like my women sexy classy sassy
Powerful yes, they love to get the middle, nasty ow
[Chorus] x2
I can't help myself girl cause I'm in love with ya
And all you do is drive me crazy I'm in love with ya
And even though they come around I'm in love with you
No I don't give a fuck about 'em I'm in love with ya
[Verse 1]
You should know that I need you
You must know that I want you
To you I always will stay true
No one else that can replace you
I'm running around but I don't want to
Will never let these other girls haunt you
You're the only one that can take me
Girl you got me nuts I'm going crazy
I'm in love with ya
[Chorus]
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Destiny is for people who are too lazy to create alternate time-lines.