Democracy can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote
themselves money from the public treasure. From that moment on
the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most
money from the public treasury, with the result that a democracy
always collapses over loose fiscal policy followed by a dictatorship.
The average age of the world's great civilizations has been two hundred
years. These nations have progressed through the following sequence:
from bondage to spiritual faith, from spiritual faith to great courage,
no matter how good she looks, some guy, somewhere, is sick and tired of putting up with her crap
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Τρέχει ο μικρός Γιωργάκης στον δρόμο και πέφτει πάνω σε έναν:
- Καλά, δεν προσέχεις λίγο, παιδάκι μου; λέει ο άνθρωπος.
- Βιάζομαι, γιατί πήρα τους βαθμούς μου, και πάω σπίτι να με δείρει η μαμά μου!
- Καλά, και βιάζεσαι τόσο πολύ να φας ξύλο από την μαμά σου;
- Ναι, γιατί αν αργήσω θα γυρίσει και ο μπαμπάς μου!
My brain has 2 sides: left & right. Left has nothing right.....and right has nothing left...
Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But you can't have babies.
Stan: Don't you oppress me.
Reg: Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
Judith: Here! I've got an idea: Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb - which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans' - but that he can have the right to have babies.
Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother... sister, sorry.
Reg: What's the point?
Francis: What?
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.
An atom is walking down the street when he meets a friend of his, who is evidently distraught. "What's the matter...is everything OK?" the atom asks his friend. "Well, I think I might have lost an electron," responds the other atom. "Are you sure?" asks the first. "I'm positive!" replies his friend.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. "How much do I owe you," he asks the bartender. "For you," responds the bartender, "no charge."
The British serial killer stood on the gallows and asked the officials "Are you sure this thing is safe???"
All I wanted
I just found it in your kiss
All I need it
I just got cauce you exist…
Like last summer…
It’s a secret kiss tonight
Like last summer…
I just want you in my life
Like last summer…
I just need you in my arms
All of my summers
I will wait you to come…
to come… to come…
Baby I want you
like last summer…
Baby I want you
like last summer…
……………..
All I’m asking
give me a chance to prove you I’m real
Tell me baby…
>> read moreSo sit back and relax and just watch the show
Just let it go, just let it go
Though we wait for the verdict in the time we will know
Just where we'll go, just where we'll go
You said you loved me so why don't you care?
Seems like you solved this so why aren't you here?
I'm so unnoticed out in the cold
I still like romance so leave me alone
In this town all the children have gone out to war
But what is it for, but what is it for
All the lies they've been told bring them close to the edge
They fight in despair they fight in despair
You said you loved me so why don't you care?
>> read more'Cause it's a bittersweet symphony this life
Trying to make ends meet, you're a slave to the money then you die
I'll take you down the only road I've ever been down
You know the one that takes you to the places where all the veins meet, yeah
No change, I can't change, I can't change, I can't change,
but I'm here in my mold , I am here in my mold
But I'm a million different people from one day to the next
I can't change my mold, no, no, no, no, no
Well, I've never prayed,
But tonight I'm on my knees, yeah
I need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah
Apple has a long relationship with Adobe. In fact, we met Adobe’s founders when they were in their proverbial garage. Apple was their first big customer, adopting their Postscript language for our new Laserwriter printer. Apple invested in Adobe and owned around 20% of the company for many years. The two companies worked closely together to pioneer desktop publishing and there were many good times. Since that golden era, the companies have grown apart. Apple went through its near death experience, and Adobe was drawn to the corporate market with their Acrobat products.
>> read moreI'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That’s funny ...'