sex

sex

I'm too sexy

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

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Το είπε...: Right Said Fred

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Clinton lied

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

Το είπε...: Barbara Bush

Ετικέτες (tags): lies, lying, sex

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Women who seek education

If a woman seeks education it is probably because her sexual apparatus is malfunctioning

Το είπε...: Friedrich Nietzsche

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Having sex

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

Το είπε...: Woody Allen

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Tension

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Το είπε...: Woody Allen

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Sex

The major civilizing force in the world is not religion, it is sex.

Το είπε...: Hugh Hefner

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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place

Το είπε...: Bill Crystal

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mistakes

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime.

Το είπε...: Michael Sinz

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, computer quotes, funny, funny quotes, mistake quotes, mistakes, programming, programming quotes, sex, sex quotes, support

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Sex without love

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Το είπε...: Woody Allen

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