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Software and Cathedral

Software and cathedrals are much the same – first we build them, then
we pray

Το είπε...: Samuel T. Redwine Jr.

Ετικέτες (tags): 4th International Software Process Workshop, cathedral, computer quotes, development, IEEE, programmers, programming, quotations, religious, software

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halloween and christmas

Why do programmers think Halloween and Christmas are the same?
Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.

Το είπε...: programmer

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, programmers, programming jokes, science jokes, Ανέκδοτα

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Best code comments of all time

Several funny comments :

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namespace Mobile.Web.Control
{
///
/// Class used to work around Richard being a fucking idiot
///

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// Magic. Do not touch.

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return 1; # returns 1

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// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.

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/* You are not meant to understand this */

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Το είπε...: developers

Ετικέτες (tags): code, comments, developers, funny, geek, programmers, programming, smart, source

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the best programmers

The best programmers are not marginally better than merely good ones. They are an order-of-magnitude better, measured by whatever standard: conceptual creativity, speed, ingenuity of design, or problem-solving ability.

Το είπε...: Randall E. Stross

Ετικέτες (tags): code, creativity, hacker quotes, hackers, productivity, programmers, programming, programming quotes, wisdom, wisdom quotes

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programmer on a roll

A hacker on a roll may be able to produce–in a period of a few months–something that a small development group (say, 7-8 people) would have a hard time getting together over a year. IBM used to report that certain programmers might be as much as 100 times as productive as other workers, or more.

Το είπε...: Peter Seebach

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, cost, hacker quotes, hacking quotes, insightfull quotes, prgrammers quotes, productivity, programmers, programming, programming quotes, quotations, quotes

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perl is the legalese of programming

-Why do you have to obfuscate your perl?
-Because perl is the legalese of programming

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, computer quotes, funny quotes, life, perl, programmer quotes, programmers, programming, quotations, quotes

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