Software and cathedrals are much the same – first we build them, then
we pray
Why do programmers think Halloween and Christmas are the same?
Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
Several funny comments :
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namespace Mobile.Web.Control
{
///
/// Class used to work around Richard being a fucking idiot
///
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// Magic. Do not touch.
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return 1; # returns 1
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// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.
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/* You are not meant to understand this */
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>> read moreThe best programmers are not marginally better than merely good ones. They are an order-of-magnitude better, measured by whatever standard: conceptual creativity, speed, ingenuity of design, or problem-solving ability.
A hacker on a roll may be able to produce–in a period of a few months–something that a small development group (say, 7-8 people) would have a hard time getting together over a year. IBM used to report that certain programmers might be as much as 100 times as productive as other workers, or more.
-Why do you have to obfuscate your perl?
-Because perl is the legalese of programming
Just an ordinary day
till you came around
I had my feet on the ground
so much for that
Just an ordinary day
till you came around
and now my life’s upside down
imagine that
and it’s all because I heard you say
and it’s all because I heard you say
and it’s all because I walked your way
I heard you say x8
and I heard you say
Hey hey x8
Oh just right
you got to sit tight
close your eyes
and let your head go down
let your feet up off the ground
and let your head go down
let your feet up off the ground
Just an ordinary day
till you came around
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, for your love
I would do anything
I would say anything
I would try anything
For you love
I would climb anywhere
I would go anywhere
I would walk anywhere
For your love, oh
Oh
Girl I’ve probably said some corny lines
That I know you’ve heard a thousand times
I would do anything and everything to express my love for you
I don’t care what I’ve gotta do, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
A thousand armies couldn’t stop me, no
Cause there ain’t nothing impossible
All I wanted
I just found it in your kiss
All I need it
I just got cauce you exist…
Like last summer…
It’s a secret kiss tonight
Like last summer…
I just want you in my life
Like last summer…
I just need you in my arms
All of my summers
I will wait you to come…
to come… to come…
Baby I want you
like last summer…
Baby I want you
like last summer…
……………..
All I’m asking
give me a chance to prove you I’m real
Tell me baby…
>> read more7 ways to kill a technological revolution
I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That’s funny ...'