Monty Python's Life of Brian

Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But you can't have babies.
Stan: Don't you oppress me.
Reg: Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
Judith: Here! I've got an idea: Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb - which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans' - but that he can have the right to have babies.
Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother... sister, sorry.
Reg: What's the point?
Francis: What?

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No tears please, it's a waste of good suffering.

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Jesus Saves

( during a bank robbery )
Jesus saves but George Nelson withdraws.

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Show me the money!

Show me the money!

Το είπε...: Rod Tidwell

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A very deep place

I think that 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

Το είπε...: Alicia Silverstone

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The contemporary cinematography on blondes

Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.

Το είπε...: Alfred Hitchcock

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Temptation Resisted

A temptation resisted is a true measure of character.

Το είπε...: Papillon

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Blame is for God and small children.

Το είπε...: Papillon

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Who Owns Whom?

The things you own end up owning you.

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Oracle: I'd ask you to sit down, but you're not going to anyway. And don't worry about the vase.
Neo: What vase?
[Neo turns around sharply, hitting a vase with his elbow, knocking it to the floor, where it crashes]
Oracle: That vase.
Neo: I'm sorry.
Oracle: I said don't worry about it. I'll get one of my kids to fix it.
Neo: How did you know?
Oracle: Ohhh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?

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