George Carlin (12/3/1937 – 22/6/2008) was an american stand up comedian and actor.
George Carlin quotes:
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
The status quo sucks.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Religion is just mind control.
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
Just an ordinary day
till you came around
I had my feet on the ground
so much for that
Just an ordinary day
till you came around
and now my life’s upside down
imagine that
and it’s all because I heard you say
and it’s all because I heard you say
and it’s all because I walked your way
I heard you say x8
and I heard you say
Hey hey x8
Oh just right
you got to sit tight
close your eyes
and let your head go down
let your feet up off the ground
and let your head go down
let your feet up off the ground
Just an ordinary day
till you came around
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, for your love
I would do anything
I would say anything
I would try anything
For you love
I would climb anywhere
I would go anywhere
I would walk anywhere
For your love, oh
Oh
Girl I’ve probably said some corny lines
That I know you’ve heard a thousand times
I would do anything and everything to express my love for you
I don’t care what I’ve gotta do, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
A thousand armies couldn’t stop me, no
Cause there ain’t nothing impossible
All I wanted
I just found it in your kiss
All I need it
I just got cauce you exist…
Like last summer…
It’s a secret kiss tonight
Like last summer…
I just want you in my life
Like last summer…
I just need you in my arms
All of my summers
I will wait you to come…
to come… to come…
Baby I want you
like last summer…
Baby I want you
like last summer…
……………..
All I’m asking
give me a chance to prove you I’m real
Tell me baby…
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I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That’s funny ...'