Quotes that have been categorizes as "funny".


God could create the world

God could create the world in six days because he didn't have to make it compatible with the previous version.

Το είπε...: Άγνωστος

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That’s funny...

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That’s funny ...'

Το είπε...: Isaac Asimov

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History of democracy

Democracy can only exist until the voters discover that they can vote
themselves money from the public treasure. From that moment on
the majority always votes for the candidates promising the most
money from the public treasury, with the result that a democracy
always collapses over loose fiscal policy followed by a dictatorship.
The average age of the world's great civilizations has been two hundred
years. These nations have progressed through the following sequence:
from bondage to spiritual faith, from spiritual faith to great courage,

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Το είπε...: Alexander Tyler

Ετικέτες (tags): apathy, democracy, dependency, dictatorship, funny, funny quotes, liberty, life, majority, quotations, quotes, voting

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no matter how good she looks, some guy, somewhere, is sick and tired of putting up with her crap

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, funny quotes, life, men, quotations, quotes, quotes about life, relationships quotes, women, women qutoes

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Women are not just there to be admired, they are there to be enjoyed

Το είπε...: Ellen von Unwerth

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, quotes, sexy, women

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Telling the truth

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

Το είπε...: Oscar Wilde

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The best ideas come as jokes

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible

Το είπε...: David M. Ogilvy

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The surest sign that intelligent life exists...

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Το είπε...: Bill Watterson

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, intelligent, universe

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All about brain...

I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.

Το είπε...: Emo Phillips

Ετικέτες (tags): brain, funny, life, wisdom

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Intelligence tests...

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.

Το είπε...: Laurence J. Peter

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, intelligence, test, wisdom

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