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To those of you who received honors, awards, and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say you too may one day be president of the United States.
Τρέχει ο μικρός Γιωργάκης στον δρόμο και πέφτει πάνω σε έναν:
- Καλά, δεν προσέχεις λίγο, παιδάκι μου; λέει ο άνθρωπος.
- Βιάζομαι, γιατί πήρα τους βαθμούς μου, και πάω σπίτι να με δείρει η μαμά μου!
- Καλά, και βιάζεσαι τόσο πολύ να φας ξύλο από την μαμά σου;
- Ναι, γιατί αν αργήσω θα γυρίσει και ο μπαμπάς μου!
Why do programmers think Halloween and Christmas are the same?
Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.
An atom is walking down the street when he meets a friend of his, who is evidently distraught. "What's the matter...is everything OK?" the atom asks his friend. "Well, I think I might have lost an electron," responds the other atom. "Are you sure?" asks the first. "I'm positive!" replies his friend.
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. "How much do I owe you," he asks the bartender. "For you," responds the bartender, "no charge."
It breaks my heart 'cos I know you're the one for me
Don't you feel [?] they're never had a story obviously
To never be
You would never know
I would never show
What I feel what I need from you no
You would never know
I would never show
What I feel What I need from you
[?] every smiles come my reality irony
You won't find out what is being killing me
Can't you see me, can't you see
You would never know
I would never show
What I feel What I need from you no no
You would never know
I would never show
What I feel What I need from you
You would never know
[Marc Anthony]
Girl my body don't lie
I'm outta my mind
Let it rain over me
I'm rising so high
Out of my mind
So let it rain over me
Ay ay ay
Let it rain over me
Ay ay ay
Let it rain over me
[Pitbull]
Always a new million
Voli's the new vodka
Forty is the new 30
Baby you're a rockstar
Dale veterana, que tu sabe
Mas de la cuenta, no te hagas
Teach me or better yet,
Freak me baby, yes, yes
I'm freaky, i'mma make sure that your peach feels peachy baby
No bullshit rods, I like my women sexy classy sassy
Powerful yes, they love to get the middle, nasty ow
[Chorus] x2
I can't help myself girl cause I'm in love with ya
And all you do is drive me crazy I'm in love with ya
And even though they come around I'm in love with you
No I don't give a fuck about 'em I'm in love with ya
[Verse 1]
You should know that I need you
You must know that I want you
To you I always will stay true
No one else that can replace you
I'm running around but I don't want to
Will never let these other girls haunt you
You're the only one that can take me
Girl you got me nuts I'm going crazy
I'm in love with ya
[Chorus]
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Destiny is for people who are too lazy to create alternate time-lines.