lock the door

Submitted by manolism on Sat, 07/26/2008 - 22:26.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Το είπε...: Elayne Boosler

Ετικέτες (tags): door, funny, locks, pick

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

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