i never trusted the web

Submitted by manolism on Fri, 07/18/2008 - 00:21.

I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How do you hold it personally responsible? Can you put a distributed network of fiber-optic cable "on notice"? And is it male or female? In other words, can I challenge it to a fight?

Το είπε...: Stephen Colbert

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