Feel my pulse

Submitted by mariam on Fri, 06/20/2008 - 15:12.

ALF: Are you still thinking about that girl?
Jake: Every since I saw her in that school play, I can't think of nothing else.
ALF: What do they call this temptress?
Jake: Her name is Laura.
ALF: And how does Laura feel about Jake?
Jake: She doesn't know I'm alive!
ALF: No problem! You walk up to her and say: "Hi, I'm Jake Ockhmonek, feel my pulse."

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