Computer Games

Submitted by mariam on Mon, 07/14/2008 - 08:25.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Το είπε...: Emo Philips

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, chess, funny, kick boxing

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

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