Christmas presents

Submitted by mariam on Sun, 11/09/2008 - 18:10.

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

Το είπε...: Bernard Manning

Ετικέτες (tags): Christmas, Christmas presents, funny, αστεία λόγια, Χριστουγεννιάτικα δώρα

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