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Atheism

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Dinner party

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Peace

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Authority

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Bible

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Cynical person

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Religion

Religion is just mind control.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Santa

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Status quo

The status quo sucks.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Present

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Weather

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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I haven't got all day

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Feeling

You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Rich man's house

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Το είπε...: Diogenes of Sinope

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Philosopher

Of what use is a philosopher who doesn't hurt anybody's feelings?

Το είπε...: Diogenes of Sinope

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