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Sharpen the axe

Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.

Το είπε...: Abraham Lincoln

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doing that which I can not do...(4 roza)

I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it

Το είπε...: Pablo Picasso

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ALF Romeo

(About Alf’s car)
Lynn: What's that thing?
Alf: It's not a thing. It's an ALF Romeo!

Το είπε...: Alf

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Humans in charge of the Earth

Putting humans in charge of the Earth, is the cosmic equivalence of letting Eddie Murphy direct.

Το είπε...: Alf

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Feel my pulse

ALF: Are you still thinking about that girl?
Jake: Every since I saw her in that school play, I can't think of nothing else.
ALF: What do they call this temptress?
Jake: Her name is Laura.
ALF: And how does Laura feel about Jake?
Jake: She doesn't know I'm alive!
ALF: No problem! You walk up to her and say: "Hi, I'm Jake Ockhmonek, feel my pulse."

Το είπε...: Alf

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Chaos and order

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Το είπε...: Steve Martin

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Experience

The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way.

Το είπε...: Mark Twain

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Charm

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question

Το είπε...: Albert Camus

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"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

Το είπε...: Dave Edison

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immortality through my work

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying

Το είπε...: Woody Allen

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between me and greatness

I 've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

Το είπε...: Woody Allen

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Sex without love

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Το είπε...: Woody Allen

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Computers are useless

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers

Το είπε...: Pablo Picasso

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approaching nervous breakdown

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

Το είπε...: unknown

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darwin ex machina

They’re all fools. Don’t worry. Darwin may be slow, but he’ll
eventually get them.

Το είπε...: Matthew Lammers

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