There was me and my monkey
And with his dungarees and roller blades smoking filter tips
Reclining in the passenger seat of my super-charged jet black Chevrolet
He had the soft-top down (he liked the wind in his face)
He said 'Son, you ever been to Vegas?' I said 'no'
He said 'that's where we're gonna go - you need a change of pace'
And we hit the strip with all the wedding chapels and the neon signs
He said 'I left my wallet in El Segondo' and proceeded to take two grand of mine
We made tracks to The Mandalay Bay Hotel
Asked the bell boy if he'd take me and my monkey as well?
He looked in the passenger seat of my car and with a smile he said
'If your monkey's got that kind of money sir, then we've got a monkey bed!'
Me and my monkey
With a dream and a gun
I'm hoping my monkey don't point that gun at anyone
Me and my monkey
Like Butch and the Sundance Kid
Trying to understand why he did what he did
Why he did what he did
We got the elevator, I hit the 33rd floor
We had a room up top with the panoramic views like nothing you'd ever seen before
He went to sleep in the bidet and when he awoke
He ran his little monkey fingers through yellow pages
Called up some escort services and ordered some okey doke
Forty minutes later there came a knock at the door
In walked this big bad xxx baboon into my bedroom with three monkey whores
'Hi! My name is Sunshine - these are my girls
Lace my palm with silver baby and oh yeah, they'll rock your world'
So I watched pay-per-view and polished my shoes and my gun
Was diggin' old Kurt Cobain singing 'bout lithium
There came a knock at the door and in walked Sunshine
'What's up? You'd better get your xxx in here boy, your monkey's having too much of a good
time!'
Me and my monkey
Drove in search of the sun
Me and my monkey
Don't point that gun at anyone
Me and my monkey
Like Billy The Kid
Trying to understand why he did what he did
Why he did what he did
Got tickets to see Sheena Easton, the monkey was high
Said it was a burning ambition to see her before he died
We left before encores, he couldn't sit still
Sheena was a blast baby but my monkey was ill
We went to play black-jack, kept hitting twenty three
Couldn't help but notice this Mexican just staring at me
Or was it my monkey? I couldn't be sure
It's not like you'd never seen a monkey in rollerblades and dungarees before
Now don't test my patience 'cause we're not about to run
That's a bad xxx monkey boy and he's packing a gun
'My name is Rodriguez', he says with death in his eye
'I've been chasing you for a long time amigos, and now your monkey's gonna die!'
Me and my monkey
drove in search of the sun
Now me and my monkey
We don't wanna kill no mexican
But we've got ten itchy fingers
and one thing to declare
When the monkwy is high
you do not stare, you do not stare
you do not stare...
Looks like we've got ourselves a mexican standoff here boy
huh...
And I ain't about to run
Put your gun down, boy
huh huh...
How did I get mixed up with this fuckin' monkey anyhow?
Lay where you're laying, don't make a sound I know they're watching, they're watching All the commotion, the kiddie like play Has people talking, talking You, your sex is on fire The dark of the alley, the breaking of day The head while I'm driving, I'm driving Soft lips are open, knuckles are pale Feels like you're dying, you're dying You, your sex is on fire Consumed with what's to transpire Hot as a fever, rattling bones I could just taste it, taste it If it's not forever, if it's just tonight Oh, it's still the greatest, the greatest, the greatest
Lying on stained, wretched sheets with a bleeding virgin We could plan a murder Or start a religion.
Show me the way to the next whiskey bar oh, don't ask why oh, don't ask why for if we don't find the next whiskey bar I tell you we must die
Everybody seems to think I'm lazy I don't mind, I think they're crazy Running everywhere at such a speed Till they find there's no need.
It breaks my heart 'cos I know you're the one for me Don't you feel [?] they're never had a story obviously To never be You would never know I would never show What I feel what I need from you no You would never know I would never show What I feel What I need from you [?] every smiles come my reality irony You won't find out what is being killing me Can't you see me, can't you see You would never know I would never show What I feel What I need from you no no You would never know I would never show What I feel What I need from you You would never know
It breaks my heart 'cos I know you're the one for me
Don't you feel [?] they're never had a story obviously
To never be
You would never know
I would never show
What I feel what I need from you no
You would never know
I would never show
What I feel What I need from you
[?] every smiles come my reality irony
You won't find out what is being killing me
Can't you see me, can't you see
You would never know
I would never show
What I feel What I need from you no no
You would never know
I would never show
What I feel What I need from you
You would never know
[Marc Anthony]
Girl my body don't lie
I'm outta my mind
Let it rain over me
I'm rising so high
Out of my mind
So let it rain over me
Ay ay ay
Let it rain over me
Ay ay ay
Let it rain over me
[Pitbull]
Always a new million
Voli's the new vodka
Forty is the new 30
Baby you're a rockstar
Dale veterana, que tu sabe
Mas de la cuenta, no te hagas
Teach me or better yet,
Freak me baby, yes, yes
I'm freaky, i'mma make sure that your peach feels peachy baby
No bullshit rods, I like my women sexy classy sassy
Powerful yes, they love to get the middle, nasty ow
[Chorus] x2
I can't help myself girl cause I'm in love with ya
And all you do is drive me crazy I'm in love with ya
And even though they come around I'm in love with you
No I don't give a fuck about 'em I'm in love with ya
[Verse 1]
You should know that I need you
You must know that I want you
To you I always will stay true
No one else that can replace you
I'm running around but I don't want to
Will never let these other girls haunt you
You're the only one that can take me
Girl you got me nuts I'm going crazy
I'm in love with ya
[Chorus]
>> read moreKellie Castle is located near Batu Gajah, and about 20 minutes by car is from Ipoh, Perak, Malaysia. The unfinished, ruined mansion, built by a Scottish planter called William Kellie Smith. According to various accounts, was either a gift for his wife or a house for his son.
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