murphy's law

Submitted by Anastasia Argitis on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 15:12.

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
The first place to look for something is the last place you would expect to find it.
When people say "it's not the money, it's the principle" 9 times out of 10 its the money.
You'll never find something till you replace it.
When you dial a wrong number it is never engaged.
Cheques get lost in the post but bills never do.
Friend come and go, but enemies accumulate.
The severity of an itch is inversely proportional to how easy how easy it is to scratch.
The only way to get a bank loan is to prove you don't need one.

Το είπε...: murphy

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