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First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII - and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure.

Το είπε...: Douglas Adams

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, internet, pc, web, www

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Father Christmas

Santa Claus, also known as Saint Nicholas, Father Christmas, Saint Basil, Kris Kringle or simply "Santa", is the legendary and mythical figure who, in many Western cultures, brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve, December 24, or New Year's Eve or on his Feast Day, December 6 (Saint Nicholas Day). The legend may have part of its basis in hagiographical tales concerning the historical figure of gift giver Saint Nicholas, or Saint Basil depending on which country one refers to.

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Το είπε...: Natasha

Ετικέτες (tags): facts about christmas, father christmas, Kris Kringle, Saint Basil, Santa, santa claus

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We didn't start the fire

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio

Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I", and "The Catcher in the Rye"

Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Josef Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev

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Το είπε...: billy joel

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Water Cooler

- Where is the water cooler?
- In Alaska

Το είπε...: Benny Hill, the Benny Hill Show

Ετικέτες (tags): Benny Hill, funny, funny quotes, Television, the Benny Hill Show, the Benny Hill Show quotations, tv, tv series, tv series quotes, tv shows

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Insulted

- I have never been so insulted in my whole life.
- That's because you don't get around enough...

Το είπε...: Benny Hill, the Benny Hill Show

Ετικέτες (tags): Benny Hill, funny, funny quotes, Television, the Benny Hill Show, the Benny Hill Show quotations, tv, tv series, tv series quotes, tv shows

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God is Dead

(Written on a wall)
God is dead - Fred
Fred is dead - God

Το είπε...: Benny Hill, the Benny Hill Show

Ετικέτες (tags): Benny Hill, Benny Hill quotes, funny quotes, Television, the Benny Hill Show, the Benny Hill Show quotations, tv, tv series, tv shows

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Laughing with another man!

Alan Shore: I just caught Tara laughing with another man.
Denny Crane: Are you sure they weren’t just... kissing or something?

Το είπε...: Boston Legal

Ετικέτες (tags): Boston Legal, Boston Legal quotes, funny, funny quotes, Television, tv, tv series, tv series quotes

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The Way With The Ladies

- Hey Will, you sure have a way with the ladies. Man, what's your secret?
- I would like to help you out my brother, but you know it's a chemical thing.
- You drug them?

Το είπε...: The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air

Ετικέτες (tags): funny quotes, ladies, ladies quotes, quotations, Television, The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air, The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air quotes, tv series, tv series quotes

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Friendship

You know, Fry, of all the friends I 've had ... you 're the first.

Το είπε...: Bender, Futurama

Ετικέτες (tags): Bender, Bender quotes, cartoon quotes, cartoons, friendship, friendship quotes, funny quotes, Futurama, Futurama quotes, quotations, Television, tv series, tv series quotes

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Single woman's shoes

It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes!

Το είπε...: sex and the city

Ετικέτες (tags): quotations, quotes, Sex and the City, sex and the city quotes, shoes, shoes quotes, single women, Television, tv series, tv series quotes, women

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Hellraiser

No tears please, it's a waste of good suffering.

Το είπε...: Hellraiser

Ετικέτες (tags): Hellraiser, Hellraiser quotes, movies, movies quotes, quotations, suffering, tears, Television, tv

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Television by candlelight.

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Το είπε...: George Gobel

Ετικέτες (tags): candlelight., electricity, Television

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

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