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Computers and Women

Al: Now, we're not getting a computer. Computers are ruining the country, computers and women.
Peg: Yes, and they're quite similar, Al, because you don't know how to turn on either one.

Το είπε...: Married with Children

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Women and Beer

Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.

Το είπε...: Married with Children

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A Married Man in a Bar

- How can you tell a married man in a bar?
- He always turns his back when he opens his wallet.

Το είπε...: Benny Hill, the Benny Hill Show

Ετικέτες (tags): Benny Hill, Benny Hill quotes, funny, funny quotes, Marriage, quotes, the Benny Hill Show, the Benny Hill Show quotations, wallet

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