Several funny comments :

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namespace Mobile.Web.Control
{
///
/// Class used to work around Richard being a fucking idiot
///

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// Magic. Do not touch.

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return 1; # returns 1

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// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.

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/* You are not meant to understand this */

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Το είπε...: developers

Ετικέτες (tags): code, comments, developers, funny, geek, programmers, programming, smart, source

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

Το είπε...: David Letterman

Ετικέτες (tags): accounting, show business

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because then you will lose the ability to learn new things and move forward with your life.

Το είπε...: Dr. David M. Burns

Ετικέτες (tags): aim, learning, perfection, right, success, wrong

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so.

Το είπε...: David Grayson

Ετικέτες (tags): looking, love, regret, say

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible

Το είπε...: David M. Ogilvy

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, idea, inspiring quotes, joke, thinking

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

I see trees of green,red roses too.
I see them bloom for me and you.
and I say to myself what a wonderful world.

I see skies of blue and clouds of white.
The bright sunny days,the dark sacred nights,
and I say to myself what a wonderful world.

The colors of the rainbow are so pretty in the sky.
Are also on the faces of people walking by.
I see friends shaking hands sayin' "how do you do?".
They're really saying "I love you".

I see babies cry,I watch them grow,
they'll learn much more than I'll ever know.
And I think to myself what a wonderful world.

Το είπε...: David Weiss George, Robert Thiele

Ετικέτες (tags): Louis Armstrong, louis armstrong lyrics, lyrics, song lyrics, songs, wonderful world, wonderful world lyrics

Κατηγορία: Στίχοι

Yes, I can see her
'cause every girl in here wanna be her
Oh! She's a Diva...
I feel the same,
And I wanna meet her

They say: "She low down..."
It's just a rumour I don't believe 'em!
They say: "She needs to slow down..."
The *baddest* thing around town!

She's nothing like a girl you've ever seen before!
Nothing you can compare to your neighborhood whore!
I'm tryinna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful!!!

The way, that booty movin' - I can't take no more
Have to stop what I'm doin', so I can pull up her close

Το είπε...: Akon ft. David Guetta

Ετικέτες (tags): lyrics, songs, tragoudia, στίχοι, τραγούδι, τραγούδια

Κατηγορία: Στίχοι