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Did you know that...?

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
Grapes explode in the microwave.
Britney Spears and Anna Kournikova have both had computer viruses named after them.

Το είπε...: Anastasia Argitis

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Computers and Women

Al: Now, we're not getting a computer. Computers are ruining the country, computers and women.
Peg: Yes, and they're quite similar, Al, because you don't know how to turn on either one.

Το είπε...: Married with Children

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, funny, tv series, women

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Amazon

I think Amazon is the preeminent pioneer in building a new way of doing commerce: personalized, database-driven commerce, where the big value is not in the purchase fulfillment, but in knowing as much about a customer base of ten or twenty million people as a corner store used to know about a customer base of a few hundred. In today's mass-merchandising world, that's largely gone; Amazon is trying to use computer technology to re-establish it.

Το είπε...: Andrew Grove

Ετικέτες (tags): amazon, customers, e-commerce, internet, web, www

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perl is the legalese of programming

-Why do you have to obfuscate your perl?
-Because perl is the legalese of programming

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, computer quotes, funny quotes, life, perl, programmer quotes, programmers, programming, quotations, quotes

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Software and Cathedral

Software and cathedrals are much the same – first we build them, then
we pray

Το είπε...: Samuel T. Redwine Jr.

Ετικέτες (tags): 4th International Software Process Workshop, cathedral, computer quotes, development, IEEE, programmers, programming, quotations, religious, software

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first...

First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.

Το είπε...: John Johnson

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, code, coding quotes, computer quotes, hacking, problem, programming, quotations, quotes

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Grove giveth, and Gates taketh away

Software is slowing faster than hardware is accelerating.

Το είπε...: Martin Reiser

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, computer quotes, funny, hardware, hardware quotes, Intel, Microsoft, microsoft quotes, programming, programming quotes, quotations, software

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mistakes

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime.

Το είπε...: Michael Sinz

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, computer quotes, funny, funny quotes, mistake quotes, mistakes, programming, programming quotes, sex, sex quotes, support

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10

There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, binary, computer quotes, mathematics, mathematics quotes, quotes, users, world

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Fluxbox

Fluxbox users always come back to fluxbox

Το είπε...: anonymous

Ετικέτες (tags): computer, Fluxbox, fluxbox quotes, quotations, quotes, software, window manager

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Computers are useless

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers

Το είπε...: Pablo Picasso

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, answer quotes, computer quotes, pablo picasso, pablo picasso quotes, quotations, quotes, useless

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Windows

Windows is the answer, but only if the question was 'what is the intellectual equivalent of being a galley slave?'

Το είπε...: Larry Smith

Ετικέτες (tags): comp.os.linux.misc, computer quotes, funny quotes, galley, linux, quotations, slave, unix, usenet, windows, windows quotes

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Code

The mediocre code compiles. The good code runs. The superior code passes tests and inspections. The great code inspires.

Το είπε...: Diomidis Spinellis

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, code, coding, coding quotes, computer quotes, quotations, spinellis

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