The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
Grapes explode in the microwave.
Britney Spears and Anna Kournikova have both had computer viruses named after them.
Al: Now, we're not getting a computer. Computers are ruining the country, computers and women.
Peg: Yes, and they're quite similar, Al, because you don't know how to turn on either one.
I think Amazon is the preeminent pioneer in building a new way of doing commerce: personalized, database-driven commerce, where the big value is not in the purchase fulfillment, but in knowing as much about a customer base of ten or twenty million people as a corner store used to know about a customer base of a few hundred. In today's mass-merchandising world, that's largely gone; Amazon is trying to use computer technology to re-establish it.
-Why do you have to obfuscate your perl?
-Because perl is the legalese of programming
Software and cathedrals are much the same – first we build them, then
we pray
First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.
Software is slowing faster than hardware is accelerating.
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime.
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
Fluxbox users always come back to fluxbox
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers
Windows is the answer, but only if the question was 'what is the intellectual equivalent of being a galley slave?'
The mediocre code compiles. The good code runs. The superior code passes tests and inspections. The great code inspires.
It breaks my heart 'cos I know you're the one for me
Don't you feel [?] they're never had a story obviously
To never be
You would never know
I would never show
What I feel what I need from you no
You would never know
I would never show
What I feel What I need from you
[?] every smiles come my reality irony
You won't find out what is being killing me
Can't you see me, can't you see
You would never know
I would never show
What I feel What I need from you no no
You would never know
I would never show
What I feel What I need from you
You would never know
[Marc Anthony]
Girl my body don't lie
I'm outta my mind
Let it rain over me
I'm rising so high
Out of my mind
So let it rain over me
Ay ay ay
Let it rain over me
Ay ay ay
Let it rain over me
[Pitbull]
Always a new million
Voli's the new vodka
Forty is the new 30
Baby you're a rockstar
Dale veterana, que tu sabe
Mas de la cuenta, no te hagas
Teach me or better yet,
Freak me baby, yes, yes
I'm freaky, i'mma make sure that your peach feels peachy baby
No bullshit rods, I like my women sexy classy sassy
Powerful yes, they love to get the middle, nasty ow
[Chorus] x2
I can't help myself girl cause I'm in love with ya
And all you do is drive me crazy I'm in love with ya
And even though they come around I'm in love with you
No I don't give a fuck about 'em I'm in love with ya
[Verse 1]
You should know that I need you
You must know that I want you
To you I always will stay true
No one else that can replace you
I'm running around but I don't want to
Will never let these other girls haunt you
You're the only one that can take me
Girl you got me nuts I'm going crazy
I'm in love with ya
[Chorus]
>> read moreKellie Castle is located near Batu Gajah, and about 20 minutes by car is from Ipoh, Perak, Malaysia. The unfinished, ruined mansion, built by a Scottish planter called William Kellie Smith. According to various accounts, was either a gift for his wife or a house for his son.
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Destiny is for people who are too lazy to create alternate time-lines.