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Love isn't a decision

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical.

Το είπε...: South Park

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I choose to believe...

I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe.

Το είπε...: Futurama

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Love / Hate

I hate the people who love me and they hate me...

Το είπε...: Bender, Futurama

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Friendship

You know, Fry, of all the friends I 've had ... you 're the first.

Το είπε...: Bender, Futurama

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The Worst Kind of Discrimination

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

Το είπε...: Bender, Futurama

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UnderTall

I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall...

Το είπε...: Garfield

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Insincere Sincerity

Jon: Have the last cookie, Garfield.
Garfield: I really couldn't. You take it.
Jon: Okay.
Garfield: You twit! Don't you know insincere sincerity when you hear it?

Το είπε...: Garfield

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, comics, comix, cookies, funny, Garfield, sincerity

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Schedule

The sooner we make a schedule, the faster we get behind.

Το είπε...: Garfield

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, comics, comix, funny, Garfield, schedule, work

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Eternal Question...

Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?

Το είπε...: South Park

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Feel for veal

Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.

Το είπε...: The Simpsons

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Mondays Suck

Mondays Suck

Το είπε...: Garfield

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Define: messy

I'm not messy. I'm organizationally challenged!

Το είπε...: Garfield

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The first law of physics

Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.

Το είπε...: Eric Cartman, South Park

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The good son

God-dammit, Mom! I'm your son and you will listen to me!

Το είπε...: Eric Cartman, South Park

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Breakin' up

Bebe: Wendy breaks up.
Stan: What?
Bebe: Wendy breaks up with you.
Stan: Whoa, whoa, wait a minute! What did I do wrong? I haven't even talked to Wendy for weeks!

Το είπε...: South Park

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, dialogues, funny, South Park, tv series

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