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Washington Bullets

The Washington Bullets changed their name because its owners did not want the NBA team associated with the image of crime. From now on, the team will simply be known as the Bullets.

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): basketball, bullets, funny, politics, USA, washington

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Crazy

I remember when, I remember
I remember when I lost my mind
There was something so pleasant about that place
Even your emotions have an echo in so much space

And when you're out there without care
Yeah, I was out of touch
But it wasn't because I didn't know enough
I just knew too much

Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Does that make me crazy?
Possibly

And I hope that you are
Having the time of your life
But think twice
That's my only advice

Come on now, who do you
Who do you, who do you, who do you think you are?
Ha ha ha, bless your soul

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Το είπε...: Gnarls Barkley

Ετικέτες (tags): lyrics, στίχοι

Κατηγορία: Στίχοι

meetings as substitutes for mastrubation

“Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot masturbate”

Το είπε...: Dave Barry

Ετικέτες (tags): business, meetings, quotes

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Insulted

- I have never been so insulted in my whole life.
- That's because you don't get around enough...

Το είπε...: Benny Hill, the Benny Hill Show

Ετικέτες (tags): Benny Hill, funny, funny quotes, Television, the Benny Hill Show, the Benny Hill Show quotations, tv, tv series, tv series quotes, tv shows

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Fear of the dark

I am a man who walks alone
And when I’m walking a dark road
At night or strolling through the park

When the light begins to change
I sometimes feel a little strange
A little anxious when its dark

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a constant fear that someones always near
Fear of the dark, fear of the dark
I have a phobia that someones always there

Have you run your fingers down the wall
And have you felt your neck skin crawl
When you’re searching for the light?
Sometimes when you’re scared to take a look
at the corner of the room

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Το είπε...: Iron Maiden

Ετικέτες (tags): metal lyrics, lyrics

Κατηγορία: Στίχοι

God could create the world

God could create the world in six days because he didn't have to make it compatible with the previous version.

Το είπε...: Άγνωστος

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, funny quotes, god, quotations, quotes, world, αστεία

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

halloween and christmas

Why do programmers think Halloween and Christmas are the same?
Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.

Το είπε...: programmer

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, programmers, programming jokes, science jokes, Ανέκδοτα

Κατηγορία: Ανέκδοτα

perl is the legalese of programming

-Why do you have to obfuscate your perl?
-Because perl is the legalese of programming

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, computer quotes, funny quotes, life, perl, programmer quotes, programmers, programming, quotations, quotes

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Just say it

Much unhappiness has come into the world because of bewilderment and things left unsaid.

Το είπε...: Fyodor Dostoevsky

Ετικέτες (tags): Fyodor Dostoevsky quotes, inspiring quotes, life, motivational quotes, quotes

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

In the air tonight

I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment all my life, oh Lord
Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord

Well if you told me you were drowning, I would not lend a hand
I've seen your face before my friend, but I don't know if you know who I am
And I was there and I saw what you did, I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off that grin, I know where you've been
It's all been a pack of lies

And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
I've been waiting for this moment all my life, oh Lord

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Το είπε...: Phil Collins

Ετικέτες (tags): lyrics, songs, tragoudia, στίχοι, τραγούδι, τραγούδια

Κατηγορία: Στίχοι

With a little help from my friends

What would you do if I sang out of tune,
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
And I'll try not to sing out of key.

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my friends

What do I do when my love is away
(Does it worry you to be alone?)
How do I feel by the end of the day,
(Are you sad because you're on your own?)

No, I get by with a little help from my friends
Mm, I get high with a little help from my friends

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Το είπε...: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, The Beatles

Ετικέτες (tags): beatles lyrics, daryl johnson, friends, joe cocker, life, lyrics, songs, with a little help from my friends lyrics

Κατηγορία: Στίχοι

Sex bomb

Spy on me baby use satellite
Infrared to see me move through the night
Aim gonna fire shoot me right
I'm gonna like the way you fight

Now you found the secret code I use
to wash away my lonely blues
So I can't deny or lie cause you're
the only one to make me fly.

Chorus:
Sexbomb Sexbomb you're a Sexbomb
You can give it to me, when I need to come along
Sexbomb sexbomb you're my sexbomb
And baby you can turn me on.

No don't get me wrong ain't gonna do you no harm (no)
This bomb's for lovin' and you can shoot it far
I'm your main target come and help me ignite

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Το είπε...: Tom Jones

Ετικέτες (tags): lyrics, songs, tragoudia, τραγούδι, τραγούδια

Κατηγορία: Στίχοι

work

What work I have done I have done because it has been play. If it had been work I shouldn't have done it. Who was it who said, "Blessed is the man who has found his work"?

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Το είπε...: Mark Twain

Ετικέτες (tags): employment, life, play, success, work

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Dolphins

Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars, etc... and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish, and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons.

Το είπε...: Douglas Adams

Ετικέτες (tags): dolphins, hhgttg, humans, so long and thanks for all the fish

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Don't aim for perfection

Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because then you will lose the ability to learn new things and move forward with your life.

Το είπε...: Dr. David M. Burns

Ετικέτες (tags): aim, learning, perfection, right, success, wrong

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Computers and Women

Al: Now, we're not getting a computer. Computers are ruining the country, computers and women.
Peg: Yes, and they're quite similar, Al, because you don't know how to turn on either one.

Το είπε...: Married with Children

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, funny, tv series, women

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Just tell people to use KDE

I personally just encourage people to switch to KDE.
This "users are idiots, and are confused by functionality" mentality of Gnome is a disease. If you think your users are idiots, only idiots will use it. I don't use Gnome, because in striving to be simple, it has long since reached the point where it simply doesn't do what I need it to do.
Please, just tell people to use KDE.

Το είπε...: Linus Torvalds

Ετικέτες (tags): flamewar, gnome, kde, linux, users

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